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To The Mountain"Guys, are you ready?" Jeff Dunham hollered down the staircase while coming down.To The Mountain
Achmed yelled back, "HANG ON INFEDEL! I only have two arms!"
"Two BONES," Peanut snickered.
Achmed glared at the purple monkey, "SILENCE!!!"
Jose the Jalapeneo (on a stick!) and Walter came down the stairs after Jeff. Poor Jose was hopping down the staircase while Peanut was laughing at him.
"Purple bastard," Jose said.
"Mexican condiment," Peanut said back.
"Guys, we're gonna miss our flight to Colorado if you keep arguing!" Jeff scolded, then continued, "Ok, everyone pac
iAchmed

The Airport MishapNote: This story is so short...I'm warning you!The Airport Mishap
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Jeff Dunham walked up to the security line and placed has bag onto the x-ray belt. The x-ray went off.
One of the security guards spoke up, "Mr. Jeff Dunham, it appears you have a nuclear weapon in your bag."
Jeff looked at the guard with a puzzling look, "...excuse me? Let's check my bag."
Both the security guard and Jeff opened the suitcase, and Achme

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Awsome Emotes
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Achmed: Killing folks is easy, being politiclly correct is a pain in the ass..."
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Achmed: Knock, knock!
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed: ME! I keel you!
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Achmed: Bye, bye, Guitar Guy! Go back and do your drugs now!...Merry Christmas!
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Bella : Your pale white and ice cold. I know what u are. Edward: Say it! out loud! Bella : ICE-CREAM!
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Achmed: Killing folks is easy, being politiclly correct is a pain in the ass..."
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Achmed: Knock, knock!
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed: ME! I keel you!
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Achmed: Bye, bye, Guitar Guy! Go back and do your drugs now!...Merry Christmas!
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I would like Twilight IF:
- Randy Orton played Edward and didn't sparkle
- I played Bella and wasn't a Mary-Sue
- James didn't die; Victoria did
- Someone with talent and knowledge of REAL vampires wrote it =3
But, no, it sucks.
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Achmed: Killing folks is easy, being politiclly correct is a pain in the ass..."
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Achmed: Knock, knock!
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed: ME! I keel you!
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Achmed: Bye, bye, Guitar Guy! Go back and do your drugs now!...Merry Christmas!
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Achmed: Killing folks is easy, being politiclly correct is a pain in the ass..."
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Achmed: Knock, knock!
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed: ME! I keel you!
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Achmed: Bye, bye, Guitar Guy! Go back and do your drugs now!...Merry Christmas!
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