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To The Mountain"Guys, are you ready?" Jeff Dunham hollered down the staircase while coming down.To The Mountain
Achmed yelled back, "HANG ON INFEDEL! I only have two arms!"
"Two BONES," Peanut snickered.
Achmed glared at the purple monkey, "SILENCE!!!"
Jose the Jalapeneo (on a stick!) and Walter came down the stairs after Jeff. Poor Jose was hopping down the staircase while Peanut was laughing at him.
"Purple bastard," Jose said.
"Mexican condiment," Peanut said back.
"Guys, we're gonna miss our flight to Colorado if you keep arguing!" Jeff scolded, then continued, "Ok, everyone pac
iAchmed

The Airport MishapNote: This story is so short...I'm warning you!The Airport Mishap
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Jeff Dunham walked up to the security line and placed has bag onto the x-ray belt. The x-ray went off.
One of the security guards spoke up, "Mr. Jeff Dunham, it appears you have a nuclear weapon in your bag."
Jeff looked at the guard with a puzzling look, "...excuse me? Let's check my bag."
Both the security guard and Jeff opened the suitcase, and Achme

| State: Texas Likes: Jeff Dunham, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, lots of members, Total Drama Island/Action, American Idol, Harry Potter, YouTube, candy, black clothes, Dragonforce, Linkin Park, Panic! At The Disco, computer. Dislikes: Ozzy Osbourne, cheezy puns, haters, art stealers, bad friends, licorice, Achmed haters, Jeff Dunham haters. |
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Is an official Adam Lambert fangirl~
Loves cartoons~
Is VERY random~
Has amazing friends~
Loves Music~
Stand up for what she loves~
Loves to be alone~
Is a dark, creepy girl~
Loves to draw~
Caylin~
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I'm a FreshTV
RandomPerson: wtf an orange?
Me: fuck off, they had no limes....
Me in an icon:
Awsome Emotes
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Achmed: Killing folks is easy, being politiclly correct is a pain in the ass..."
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Achmed: Knock, knock!
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed: ME! I keel you!
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Achmed: Bye, bye, Guitar Guy! Go back and do your drugs now!...Merry Christmas!
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BOAT OARS ARE DEADLy
NEVER MESS WITH AN EMO KID!!!!!
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!
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Achmed: Killing folks is easy, being politiclly correct is a pain in the ass..."
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Achmed: Knock, knock!
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed: ME! I keel you!
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Achmed: Bye, bye, Guitar Guy! Go back and do your drugs now!...Merry Christmas!
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Dancing through life
Skimming the surface
Gliding where turf is smooth
Life's more painless
For the brainless
Why think too hard?
When it's so soothing
Dancing through life~~~
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Achmed: Killing folks is easy, being politiclly correct is a pain in the ass..."
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Achmed: Knock, knock!
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed: ME! I keel you!
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Achmed: Bye, bye, Guitar Guy! Go back and do your drugs now!...Merry Christmas!
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Achmed: Killing folks is easy, being politiclly correct is a pain in the ass..."
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Achmed: Knock, knock!
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed: ME! I keel you!
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Achmed: Bye, bye, Guitar Guy! Go back and do your drugs now!...Merry Christmas!
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